By: Warren Evans @thewarrenevans Edited by: Zane Jackson Illustration by: Blue Boy @hell.blue.boys So I was a shit when I was a teenager, I'll admit it, especially senior year. I was 18, so close to graduation, and itching for freedom. I was also always fucking horny. As an adult I love to freeball, but back then I never could ‘cause I'd get chubbed so easy. But on this day I was freeballin’. I'd stayed home "sick" from school expecting everyone to be gone to work, but my uncle had switched...